My brother was killed by a giant clam, in Weston-Super-Mare.
My uncle started something with three gorillas that didn’t end well.
My cousin at Bristol Zoo? Well the less said about what happened to him the better.
Perhaps then I wasn’t the best person to volunteer to look after the giant squid. But he looked so lonesome and adorable. I fell in love right then and there.
I’m a sucker for tentacles.